Food Policy Wonk T-Shirts

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

E.U. Banking Union.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'What I have to do first?!'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Pennies for People, Billions for War

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Rock and a Hard Place

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Republican politics!

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!