Food Planning Mugs

The ecumenical dinner party.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Horn of Leftovers

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."