Food Hygiene Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Honest Vending

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

Chef copy robot

Wash your hands

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

A day in the life of a dish sink

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'