Food Fusionists Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Zombie Chocolate Pudding.