Food Experimentalist Prints

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

The Inexperienced Cook

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Funky Chef 2

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.