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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lady of the Cake.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Merger at 28th and Lex

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Chip wagon oil change.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Served "giant claw" style.

Free range hot dogs

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Hoax Ethnic Food

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Trust me, you do not want to know what this thing is made out of.'

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'