Food Court Enthusiast Mugs

Food Court. Pizza. Ice Cream. Yogurt. Hot Dogs. Burgers. Sandwiches. This burger is burned! Objection overruled!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

View to the Future

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Advanced footsie

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Can I have flies with that'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"....and hold the garlic."

Platter confusion.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Thermidor Dali

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."