Food Bank Volunteer Mugs

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Food Bank Stickups

Empty cupboard

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Koala

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

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Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Professional Fund Riasers

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

Charity mugger

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Cattery and kennels

"Oh, hello darling..."

Cheese Call Center

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'Thanks for the thought but we can't accept lottery tickets.'