Following Rivalries T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'The grudge match.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Fighting Gondoliers.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'