Following Crime Dramas Pillows

Welcome to Midsomer. (Twinned with the village of the Damned)

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Al Pacino