'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'
Follower Of The Parent-child Dialogue Circus T-Shirts
Wear your family’s humorous side! Our t-shirts celebrating the parent-child dialogue circus bring fun to your wardrobe and make great conversation starters about the joys and quirks of parenting.
Dogs Must Be On A Leash.
'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'
"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."
"Support the head."
Stork Story.
"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"
"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"
'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'
"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."
'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'
"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"
"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."
'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'
"Maybe you should phone your Mother, and ask her if you can watch it."
"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"
"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."
"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."
"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."
"I have a healthy skepticism of what's reported to me as 'fact'."
"Mommy and Daddy are arguing again."
'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'
'And that's it in a nutshell son... any questions?'
"Michael, you can’t be a ‘stay-at-home dad’ if we don’t have children!"
Those aren't voices in your head. Those are your parents.
Waving...
Mothers day
"So...Baldo can send little notes on this thing? Actually, I'm being nosy. My son deserves his privacy."
'Stop competing, Harold!'
'Well, what I'm saying is just what you're saying only with different sound bites'!'
"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"
'Of course you have fleas, what would be the point of scratching if we didn't all have fleas?'
I don't get what the problem is...I totally tweeted I'd be late an hour ago!
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