Folklore Friend Pillows

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

A sure sign of rain

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Bigfoot"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."