Folder Collector Mugs

Bearded Leftie.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an antique!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Utility Chic.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Try his land line.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You get one every time you order something online."