Focus Group Fanatic Mugs

"Welcome Gentlemen, to the screwtop focus group..."

Where your mind & battle are los

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

The First Asshole

Workaholic's Toilet

Punctuation Weather

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

Caution Fragile

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"