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"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"No, the computers are fine. It's my attention span that's down."

'I must remember to keep my mouth shut when the other guy is serving.'

Ruff! Ruff!

Where your mind & battle are los

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.