Flying Saucer Spotter Mugs

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Take us to the Younglings!

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Save Our Universe

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Two airplanes

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

We come in pieces!

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'