Flying Cars Mugs

"Innovative stuff!"

Car Auction

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fight or Flight

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Airport Security.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Boptimism

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!