Flyer Collectors Mugs

Man puts up flyers for a lost head as he has no head on his shoulders.

Grace For Flies

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

The Pencil and Sharpener

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Time for bed, guys."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Bearded Leftie.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Biro Diversity

'Sorry'

Airports.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

You Know You're Old When...

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

Chicken Road Crossing

Paper Work

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Watch for Men Being Supid

I love Fountain Pens

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Go Back

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Mourning Pens

American Flag

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.