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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Invisible clothes

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Emotional Support Pest

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

Witch Bonfire

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

The Fox and the Crow.

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Keri Hulme

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Louisa May Alcott