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'Let's not go by the book.'

"You've changed."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Step aerobics

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Snake with headphones.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Flautist

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Don't jump, Petry! Do you realize how silly you look when the Dow is over 20,000?"

'Hot enough for ya?'