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Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'Let's not go by the book.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"You've changed."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Step aerobics

Snake with headphones.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Flautist

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Don't jump, Petry! Do you realize how silly you look when the Dow is over 20,000?"