Fluctuation Enthusiast T-Shirts

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Marimba

The Worm Charmer

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Three Ladies

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Music producers.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

The Drummer

Team Flute

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

The Little Drummer Boy.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"That was a rumor day."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Three people playing on the same flute.

The Bullish World

Whack a Marimba

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Man with a Plan

'Your in great shape...'