Flower Trailblazer Prints

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Is the MSG local?"

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

National Park Map

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"