Flower Planting Gifts

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Doing the borders.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Cats and gardens.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Dog in Daisys

An old man growing berries

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Get out of my face!"

Say it with flowers

Hardy Annuals

Mad about Roses!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

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