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A day in the country.

A man about to be caught with having an unfashionable patch on the bottom of his trousers

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

People of the Fall

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

The Scenic Route

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Flava Superba

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

He loves me...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Flytrap nerd.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Picked On