Flower Picking T-Shirts

A day in the country.

A man about to be caught with having an unfashionable patch on the bottom of his trousers

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

Employee of the month...

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Flava Superba

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

The Scenic Route

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

He loves me...

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Flytrap nerd.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Everything's coming up roses!

Picked On

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.