Flower Giver Prints

'Your wife was very hot in bed last night.'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'Thanks for the flowers.' (balloon reads 'not another one'.)

'No mistress, no leaving the toilet seat up, no stains on the carpet, just flowers.'

"No, I don't know when my sister will be home. How long do honeymoons last?"

Say it with flowers

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

celebrating a birth.

Mad about Roses!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"You must have a green thumb."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

The garden lady.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'