Flower Gazer Mugs

Gone to seed.

Springtime rabbits.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Frog flirting.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Dog in Daisys

Botany Baby!

Labor Day Flowers

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Valentine Day

Mad about Roses!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening#2

The wife whisperer.

'In Love'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot