Flower Arranging Gifts

"Could I get a single perfect olive branch?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Oh gross, manure.'

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'

Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Compassion

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

Say it with flowers. Keep it quiet with flowers.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"

"I'm waiting for a stem cell transplant."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

Flower sniffer

Rose

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Robotic Flower Arranging

Weeds

'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!'

Rose Garden

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

Clancy: Saying it with Flowers

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'The flowers look good.'