Flower Arrangement Pillows

'It's a trap.'

Man sneezes and blows petals off flower painting.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Labor Day Flowers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cats and gardens.

Frog flirting.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Dog in Daisys

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Eco Princess

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

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