Flower Aficionados Prints

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"30 years ago I'd have thought you were proposing, but now I'm just worried that you've had a heart attack."

'The yellow rose of Texas'

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

'What, not even a kiss first?'

Serial Romeo

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Inappropriate Flower Giving

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bees SOS

The wife whisperer.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'