Flowchart Creation T-Shirts

Man watering labels for a chart.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"That one shows our office cliques."

Failure/Due Diligence

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I might just get a pie."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Pecking order.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Empty/Full

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'You are here.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"