Flow Chart Analyst Pillows

'Sometimes, I feel that we may be a bit out of touch with our employees.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I might just get a pie."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Pecking order.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

Business Outlook

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'You are here.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Organization Chart

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"This seems to work better for us!"

"And this is where, to use a technical term, 'things went to shit.'"

'Just remember. . . work harder, work smarter and more importantly, you may have to work for less.'

'I hate these staff shakeups.'