Flour-free Baking Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Doughboy Dad

Baking

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'It's all homemade.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'