Flour-free Baking Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Doughboy Dad

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Husband bakes a pie

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'It's all homemade.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'