'It's ok, I'm a florist'
Florists Pillows
Add charm and comfort with pillows that celebrate the floral arts, blending humor and beauty—ideal for florists' homes or studio decor.
Power Plants
'Relax! Take some time off and not smell the flowers.'
Butterfly makes the worst mistake of his life.
Flowers always arrive fresh with 'Pelican Flower Delivery Services'...
The Busy Gardener
So Close..
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
Plant Lady
An Unexpected Guest.
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Happy Easter
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
Labor Day Flowers
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Cats and gardens.
"Get out of my face!"
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Say it with flowers
Mad about Roses!
'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'
Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.
An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD
'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'
Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.
'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
Say it with flowers: It!
"I've seen a tulip before."
Florists Pillows Collection
Florists Mugs
Looking for more floral humor? Check out our collection of witty mugs perfect for any florist’s morning routine.
Florists Prints
Inspire any floral professional with our stunning prints that celebrate the beauty and artistry of flowers.
Florists T-Shirts
Find apparel that lets florists wear their passion proudly with our humorous and stylish floral-themed t-shirts.