Floristry Mugs

Flower power.

"How's the conveyor belt system going?" "Okay, I tie the stems..." "I slip on the cellophane..." "And I shove in that little bag of crystals!"

"There goes a man of few words."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'

'Florist' 'I'm 92' 'Get away!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Flowers.

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Florist advertises as being organic and plant based.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Happy Easter

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Labor Day Flowers

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

"Get out of my face!"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border