
Fake it with Flowers.
Decorate their walls with vibrant prints inspired by floral negotiations—perfect for inspiring, amusing, and personalizing their space.
Fake it with Flowers.
"A delightful arrangement Miss Chalmers..."
So Close..
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"Move, Gary."
'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'
'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'
A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.
"You want to say WHAT?"
'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).
"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."
The Arcimboldo Arrangement
"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."
Bargeman on a canal boat.
Gardening.
Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!
'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'
Caddy's flowers
Lunch Broker
"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."
'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'
Salesman in a Santa suit
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"
The Battle of Life - Part the First
Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House
Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.
'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'
"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."
'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'
'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'
'Goodness, the time! My husband is due to pick me up outside the flower-arranging class!'
'I never kiss on the first date.'
"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."
'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'
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