Floodwatcher Prints

Paris experiences worst flooding in 30 years

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Captain steering house through flood.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Benjamin Franklin.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'Me…me…catch me!'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Master Plumber