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'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

'What's for desert?'

'You're looking well.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."