Flood Folklore Fanatic Mugs

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made worse by all the rain in York..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Location, location, location!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

William Tell Executions.

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'