Flood Folklore Fanatic Mugs

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made worse by all the rain in York..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Location, location, location!

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

William Tell Executions.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Bigfoot of Sherwood Forest

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."