Flood Fiction Aficionado Prints

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The chosen few

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."