Flood Fiction Aficionado Prints

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

The chosen few

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Noah's Ark

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'