Flood Fancier Prints

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'