Flood Fancier Prints

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"I can see our house from here."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Honey, wake up

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'