Flirty Travelers Pillows

'Just a minute. Aren't you supposed to pull the other way?'

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Beach flirting

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Stonehenge Imitation

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Airport. Arrivals. Baggage. How was your flight? The guy next to me talked about not being able to use his cell phone the whole trip!

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Last day of school.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Did you hear that, Dave? She just told me to drop dead!"

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Babel Construction Co.

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Nice For His Boots!