Flirty Elder Pillows

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Rock on Grandma!

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

At the Old Bikers' Home

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

100th Birthday

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

'Hey, Flower! That crabgrass put a perfectly legal chokehold on you! Stop your whining!'

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

Senior Pick-Up Lines

Lift chair fun!

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

Do not dare ask me about my grandchildren!

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

'This year I think I'll go to the lakes and see the scenery.' - 'Or go to the beach and be the scenery.'

"Really? I've never known anyone in the phone book before."

"Tell him you're attracted to men in uniform!"

'Isn't it sweet how grampa loves to keep up with technology?'

96 is the new 3.

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."