Flirtatious Academic Gifts

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

When two philosophers date. So

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Subatomic particles

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tango

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

The institute.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Snake Charmer