Flirtation Detective Prints

"He's been trained to smell insincerity."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

OMG UR HOT

'Silent type, eh?'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.