Flightless Bird Observer Mugs

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.