Flightful Thinker Prints

"I like watching birds. Sometimes I wonder if I could fly, who would I crap on?"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

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"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

The Invention of the Tea Light

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Walking on Sunbeams

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

Free Thinking.

Will hell freeze over?

A credit to his species...

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

The world toilet.

Troy.

'Saw my first electric car today.'

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

"It's alright honey. Daddy's fine. He's just...practicing."

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

Bring down the Airlines.

"I'm not a ghost - I just died changing the duvet cover..."

'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'

Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.

Skip school-no one will be the wiser...Especially you.

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

"It's amazing how some clothes never go out of style."

"Where's Graham going?" "He's off with the fairies.."