
BOEING Suspends Flights.
Celebrate your flight simulator fan with a witty mug that fuels their passion for virtual flying. Perfect for early mornings or virtual cockpit coffee breaks.
BOEING Suspends Flights.
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
'What zip code are we in now?'
Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."
"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."
I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.
Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.
Caliologist
In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.
Birds on the wing
'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'
"My, it feels good to sit down."
'... and make it look like an accident.'
Migration Music
"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."
"Looks like you've got some competition."
"I love it when they come with warning labels."
Bev puts on an old favorite
"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"
"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."
Airbus
Next stop: moon!
"Another flight of fancy."
"Naw, it's a drone."
'...and what about my Human Rights?'
"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."
The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane
They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.
The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!
Nelly Copter
Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'
Scranton the Ride
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