Flex Fuel Aficionado Prints

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas Prices

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Iranian Oil

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'