Flea Market Browsing Pillows

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'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Antiques Shop, old man offers a load of Malarkey

Dog walker

Flea Market.

Flea Market

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Flea Muggers.

Fresh and Not So Fresh Market

'Most exotic fleas'

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

"A-Way In-N A Manger!"

Dalmatian or fleas?

Finnigan's Flea Circus - Erotic Revue.

Flea Market Reenactment