Flatulence Artist Prints

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Handyman's Special'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Doubledecker bus stop

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"It's obviously an original."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

The Fart Side

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Thinking about TV.

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

Convergent Fauna